Friday, October 10, 2008

Glory to the Pants!!!

The natal day of our benevolent God-Emporer doth approach swiftly. I emplore of of thee kind and pious servants to post His praises!
For thou art mine brothers and sisters in His service I wish the fondest blessings of the Holy Pants upon you and your loved ones as we enter the seven days festival dedicated to Him who has freed us from our hateful and angry ways. I bid you prepare yourselves and quiet your hearts so that you may better hear the will of the God-Emporer as the first day of Pantsashannan begins on the 12th day of this the most holy of months and ends not until the celebrated natal day of our majestic master.

-Gordon, Prophet of the God-Emporer

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