An Exerpt From the Book of the Prophet Gordon
"... and lo, the Chorus of Heaven broke through the fabric of the night sky and was witness unto the conception. The mountains shuddered and spewed forth great clouds of ash and the hot red seed of the earth itself, engulfing the city of Pompei and destroying the inhabitants who had mocked the Prophet who had heralded the birth of the God-Emporer. It was at the appointed hour and on the most holy of days when the Prophet witnessed the seed of the earth enter the ocean's cool womb. The Chorus sang forth, a sound so pure as to bring tears of blood to the Prophet's face, 'Thou hast witnessed to the wrath of the earth; now thou shalt witness its true glory and mercy; for unto to this world the God-Emporer hath come; glory be to the God-Emporer!'
And thus bid the Prophet gazed out where the seed touched the womb. Here the Prophet witnessed a sight of majesty so beyond mortal comprehension he was struck blind. But in his darkness and fear a voice, so gentle it filled him with longing, reached out to him. 'Servant,' it spake, 'thy heart is known unto me, I shall return thy sight for mine shall be a reign of benevolence.'
At this the God-Emporer reached down and touched the Prophet, and praise be he was healed. The Prophet dared not look again upon the face of the God-Emporer but only upon the wonder of his pants. And thus the Prophet proclaimed, 'For you have chosen me I shall shall serve the God-Emporer and His Magnificent Pants!'"
-Gordon, Prophet of the God-Emporer
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Oooh... spread the word of the God Emperor to me! Spread the word! Explain to me the mysteries of his ways, and tell me more of the glory of his pants!
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Your suplications have not gone unheeded. I shall reveal unto you the Way and the Truth of the Pants. All glory be to the God-Emporer.
-Gordon, Prophet of the God-Emporer
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